Kafaya baby.
It was one of those late night chatty with my craze geshi geng. Past ten' and the parte gist just started, i was the DJ baddo of the night, playing both reggae and high live on the low with my small pemipada my hand dey pain me phone.
At a point they all shouted at me to turn it off, cos i had a bad taste of boring music, and so i became the topic of discussion.
Ehnmmmm kafaya who was that guy you slept over at his place?
Lol which mtcheeew....i nearly could choke coz i was drinking the freshly made Sobo by shérifa.
Ha kafaya! Everyone shouted and laughed..
Oh no! I felt so embarrassed, sensing i would run out they close everydoor.
Kafaya be like say you like the lepa Bobo, coz every guys not your type.
Oya nah yarn us wetin shele for that night... Shey you...
Abegi make you na shut up! Shey you guys dey madh ni? I said nothing happened... I shouted while laughing like a madh girl.
Ha!!! Oti dun werey!!! But seriously you should bring the guy over, let's fry semo buns for am .
No Thank you! I said blushing... he's busy you know.
And that was a hit word for kasanova.
Everyone bursted into laughing...
Pelzin wey no Sabi you exist!
Really! Seriously??? Youuuu guys are' i stammered. Everyone laughed.
Kafaya!!!!!
Abegi make you na free me..i felt embarrassed maybe coz it's true.
Shey you know say you still never wash the cloth the guy take hug you.!!
Really??? Must you guys...must you i stammered.. you guys are just madh!!!
Everyone laughed so hard... Kafa abegi chill wetin shele, na play oh..
Shey na why you con dey vex dey para for us... Na why you con dey shine eyeball...
I was just so tired of my craze geshi geng.... I couldn't help but laugh seeing the idiotic looks on their faces.. walahi !!! Eti madh...
Chill fes kafa... Do you think you guys really have chemistry?
Yes, of course I blushed..
Oya call am nah..cos e dey obvious say in no Sabi your generation he jus wan...
E don du ....I go call am, egbe enu oshi soun!!! Mtcheeeew bad belle oshi.
And so with shaky hands i dialed the number, didn't take a sec before he picked!! I was so happy thank God!!!
Heyyyyy.....i stammered over the phone.
Kayafa...he voiced Huskly .... can you call me back I'm busy!!.
Oh wow!! Mote!!! Everyone laughed so hard this time around... I was so embarrassed... E be like say them pour cold water for my bodi... I couldn't hold the shame i fainted!!.
Loluafrika.
lol hilarious!!!!
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